give me the roast no political
thought and ill brainlist u the best

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Answer 1

Answer:

ur so bad at stuff that you cant do anything... sorry im bad at roasts and this aint true

Explanation:

Answer 2

Answer:

The only ones i could think of right now :)

Explanation:

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me

Hold still. I’m trying to imagine you with personality.

Your face makes onions cry.

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you.

Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.

Your face is just fine but we’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

You bring everyone so much joy…when you leave the room.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.


Related Questions

When I hear the phrase hip hop, I instantly think of...

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Answer:

Dancing

Explanation:

Hip-hop is a part of form of dance..

Hope this helps

What argument does Eurylochus use to persuade the men to break their vow.

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Answer:

Odysseus was propelled North. He survived by grabbing on to trees.

Explanation:

Can you please do A handful of clay common lit

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Answer:

sure!

Explanation:

can you please elaborate on the question?

Answer:

um yes

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What is the central idea of "The Story of the Beginning" in From Asgard Stories: Tales from Norse Mythology?
O Midgard is the land between Asgard and Utgard where people live.
O Created beings are responsible for contributing to the world.
O Disobeying the gods results in punishment.
O The great ash tree Yggdrasil connects all worlds together.

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Midgard is the land between Asgard and Utgard where people live the central idea of "The Story of the Beginning" in From Asgard Stories: Tales from Norse Mythology. Thus option (A) is correct.

What is mythology?

There are four main mythological theories. These theories include the psychological myth theory in addition to the rational myth theory, functional myth theory, structural myth theory, and myth theory. According to the rational myth theory, myths were developed to explain natural forces and events.

Asgard, also known mythological as Sardar in Old Norse, is the equivalent of Mount Olympus in Greek mythology. According to legend, Asgard was divided into 12 or more worlds, including Breidablik, the home of Balder, and Valhalla, the realm of Thor and the resting place of warriors who died in battle on earth mythological

Therefore, Thus option (A) is correct.

Learn more about mythology here:

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Answer:

Created beings are responsible for contributing to the world.

Explanation:

Not sure how this got reported(lol) but I believe its this answer.

How can
freewriting
overcome 'writer's block?​

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Go for a walk.
Eliminate distractions (I use Ommwriter to focus on just writing).
Do something to get your blood flowing. (I like running.)
Play. (My personal preference is LEGOS.)
Change your environment.
Read a book.
Freewrite.
Listen to music (try classical or jazz to mix it up).

Which of the following is the most appropriate thesis sentence for an essay on the worst you got into as a teenager

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Answer

Probably robbing a bank, that is pretty big   troube to get into as a teenager

Why does Seven yell at Starr?
The hate you give chapter 22

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Answer:

Summary: Chapter 22. Ms. Ofrah calls to inform Starr that the grand jury will announce their decision that day. ... Starr wants to stop thinking about the grand jury and begins to kiss Chris.

Explanation:

Do think kids should have a job explain why.

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Answer:

I do think that all teens should eventually get a job when prepared for one, because schools are not teaching us any skills that we need to actually apply for when we leave. We don't know what a credit score is, how to manage our money, or how to write a check, but we're learning how to solve for x, and that's highly illogical. We need jobs to learn and improve time management, learning how to work with money, and other life skills that schools are failing to provide.

Answer:

Kids should not have a job so they can focus on school. Which some students its not always the case. Some students work to help there families but they shouldnt have to. But it is also a teens choice to work. Also they may have abusive parents so they would not want to go home and they may want to accumilate money to leave there home when they are an adult. But I also say they should because it helps them gain responsibility lie when they are in college they would probably have to work but I think students in genral should not work.

Explanation:

Ig no butyes very contriversp

Read the excerpt from The Odyssey.

‘Why not
take these cheeses, get them stowed, come back,
throw open all the pens, and make a run for it?
We'll drive the kids and lambs aboard. We say
put out again on good salt water!'


Ah,
how sound that was! Yet I refused. I wished
to see the caveman, what he had to offer—
no pretty sight, it turned out, for my friends.
Based on this excerpt, what inference can be made about Odysseus? Check all that apply.

A.Odysseus is a careless leader who does not care about the safety of his crew.
B.Odysseus’s curiosity about the Cyclops is stronger than his good judgment.
C.Odysseus wants to see if the Cyclops has anything to give to him and his men.
D.Odysseus is worried about appearing weak in front of his men.

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Answer:

Odysseus's curiosity about the Cyclops is stronger than his good judgment.

Odysseus wants to see if the Cyclops has anything to give to him and his men.

Explanation:

i got a 100:)

WILL MARK BRAINLYHELPP ASSAPAPAAPPAPAPAPA THE BOOK IS BLACK COWBOY

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Answer:

1. Courageous

2. Having good morals

3. Helpful

4. Humble

Explanation:

Describe image one. You MUST have at least 3 complete sentences and at least 6 adjectives *

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Answer:

In the image, I see an angry woman kicking who I assume to be her newly wedded husband very hard. So hard, in fact that he's flying back a bit. The husband seems scared, or perhaps shocked at what she's doing. I wonder what he could've done that was so awful to have caused her to kick him on what I could guess as a happy wedding.

Explanation:

hope that helps! its a little over 3 sentences, BUT I used 6 different adjectives. ^w^

IMMEDIATE HELP PLEASE! ANYONE? I’m struggling

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It’s more or so with love and loyalty towards the Capulets. Their love holds more significance than the name, so despite not being a Capulet, they hate the Montagues just as much as if they were one.

The monkeys paw
Write descriptive details

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Answer:

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Explanation:

What is the theme of The Pardoner Tale

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Answer:

Hope this helps!

Explanation:

To expand on the theme "greed is the root of all evil," the Pardoner preaches a fable about three drunk young degenerates who set out to kill Death and end up meeting their own demise as a result of—you guessed it—greed. But the Tale doesn't paint death as completely evil.

Answer:

greed is the root of all evil

Explanation:

I have now been in India for over two years and a half after my return from South Africa. Over one quarter of that time I have passed on the Indian trains travelling third class by choice. I have travelled up north as far as Lahore, down south up to Tranquebar, and from Karachi to Calcutta. Having resorted to third class travelling, among other reasons, for the purpose of studying the conditions under which this class of passengers travel, I have naturally made as critical observations as I could. I have fairly covered the majority of railway systems during this period. Now and then I have entered into correspondence with the management of the different railways about the defects that have come under my notice. But I think that the time has come when I should invite the press and the public to join in a crusade against a grievance which has too long remained unredressed, though much of it is capable of redress without great difficulty.

On the 12th instant I booked at Bombay for Madras by the mail train and paid Rs. 13-9. It was labelled to carry 22 passengers. These could only have seating accommodation. There were no bunks in this carriage whereon passengers could lie with any degree of safety or comfort. There were two nights to be passed in this train before reaching Madras. If not more than 22 passengers found their way into my carriage before we reached Poona, it was because the bolder ones kept the others at bay. With the exception of two or three insistent passengers, all had to find their sleep being seated all the time. After reaching Raichur the pressure became unbearable. The rush of passengers could not be stayed. The fighters among us found the task almost beyond them. The guards or other railway servants came in only to push in more passengers.

A defiant Memon merchant protested against this packing of passengers like sardines. In vain did he say that this was his fifth night on the train. The guard insulted him and referred him to the management at the terminus. There were during this night as many as 35 passengers in the carriage during the greater part of it. Some lay on the floor in the midst of dirt and some had to keep standing. A free fight was, at one time, avoided only by the intervention of some of the older passengers who did not want to add to the discomfort by an exhibition of temper.

On the way passengers got for tea tannin water with filthy sugar and a whitish looking liquid mis-called milk which gave this water a muddy appearance. I can vouch for the appearance, but I cite the testimony of the passengers as to the taste.

Not during the whole of the journey was the compartment once swept or cleaned. The result was that every time you walked on the floor or rather cut your way through the passengers seated on the floor, you waded through dirt.

The closet was also not cleaned during the journey and there was no water in the water tank.

Refreshments sold to the passengers were dirty-looking, handed by dirtier hands, coming out of filthy receptacles and weighed in equally unattractive scales. These were previously sampled by millions of flies. I asked some of the passengers who went in for these dainties to give their opinion. Many of them used choice expressions as to the quality but were satisfied to state that they were helpless in the matter; they had to take things as they came.

On reaching the station I found that the ghari-wala would not take me unless I paid the fare he wanted. I mildly protested and told him I would pay him the authorised fare. I had to turn passive resister before I could be taken. I simply told him he would have to pull me out of the ghari or call the policeman.

The return journey was performed in no better manner. The carriage was packed already and but for a friend's intervention I could not have been able to secure even a seat. My admission was certainly beyond the authorised number. This compartment was constructed to carry 9 passengers but it had constantly 12 in it. At one place an important railway servant swore at a protestant, threatened to strike him and locked the door over the passengers whom he had with difficulty squeezed in. To this compartment there was a closet falsely so called. It was designed as a European closet but could hardly be used as such. There was a pipe in it but no water, and I say without fear of challenge that it was pestilentially dirty.


Which statement most accurately describes how the language in the essay serves Gandhi's purpose?

A. By using straightforward, plain language, Gandhi makes his point clearly and shows his objectively.

B. By stating the passengers' opinions about the taste of the refreshments, Gandhi reveals his superiority, which evokes reader emotion.

C. By using academic vocabulary, Gandhi implies that the intended audience is educated, which motivates readers.

D. By using precise language, Gandhi shows how the European closet in the compartment was inoperable, which evokes strong emotion.

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Answer:

huh

Explanation:

Answer:

I think that the right answer is going to be C.

Select the sentence from Paragraph 6 that reflects the resolution
of Mariah and Jordyn's friendship, from something they hid or
"filtered" from their friends to something they share openly.

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Answer:

the answer is "No Filter, I captioned the summer album that showed the beginning of our friendship frame by frame."

Explanation:

it shows that Mariah and Jordyn are not afraid to show their friendship anymore. Their friendship went from something they hid to being able to now share openly.

is "were" a simple, complete, or compound subject/ predicate??​

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Answer:

Compound.

Explanation:

Which is the best concluding sentence for this paragraph?

PLEASE HELP

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Answer:

A

Explanation:

I would think A because it gives a feeling of closure while reinforcing the main points of the paragraph. HTH :)

50 points and brainliest for the answers (dont answer if your not gonna give me the answers aka dont be rude)


Short Responses- Answer each of these questions using at least 3-5 sentences (Explain your answers).

1. How are the qualities of the sun similar and different in the two myths? Explain.

2. In what ways do the qualities of the sun in each myth contribute to the problems or conflicts the characters face?

3. Formulate a theme that the two myths share. Include text evidence in your response.

4a. What qualities do the animal characters in the sun myth and the spirit characters in the music myth possess that allow them to be successful in their own stories?

4b. What do these qualities suggest about the values of the cultures that first told these stories?

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Answer:

This was a long one lol. Have a great day!

Explanation:

1. In the story,  “How Grandmother Spider Stole the Sun,” the Sun is not as personified as it is it “How Music Came to the World.” In the latter, the Sun is stubborn and the reader has the impression that the Sun is stubborn and thinks highly of himself. They are similar though because both stories have a Sun that the protagonist is trying to retrieve.

2. In “How Music Came to the World,” the Sun doesn't cooperate with Quetzalcoatl causing him to lash out in anger. The Sun is too hot and far away in “How Grandmother Spider Stole the Sun,” though, that the characters face the problems of burns and trouble getting to the Sun.

3. Both myths have a similar theme. They both suggest that never giving up always pays off. In “How Grandmother Spider Stole the Sun,” Grandmother Spider knows that if they never give up, they will be able to retrieve the Sun. The story, “How Music Came to the World,” Quetzalcoatl doesn't stop trying. Soon, "the earth let out a slow sigh of relief. Its fruit began to ripen and its flowers began to bloom with new, deeper colours."

4a. In the sun myth, the characters teamwork helps them achieve their goals and be successful. In the music myth, Quetzalcoatl is persistent and never gave up. These traits helped these characters throughout the myths.

4b. These qualities likely meant that the traits were big parts of the cultures. The persistence of Quetzalcoatl probably meant Mesoamerican societies valued this quality. Teamwork was probably a large value in the culture in which it came from.

Answer:

This was a long one lol. Have a great day!

Explanation:

1. In the story,  “How Grandmother Spider Stole the Sun,” the Sun is not as personified as it is it “How Music Came to the World.” In the latter, the Sun is stubborn and the reader has the impression that the Sun is stubborn and thinks highly of himself. They are similar though because both stories have a Sun that the protagonist is trying to retrieve.

2. In “How Music Came to the World,” the Sun doesn't cooperate with Quetzalcoatl causing him to lash out in anger. The Sun is too hot and far away in “How Grandmother Spider Stole the Sun,” though, that the characters face the problems of burns and trouble getting to the Sun.

3. Both myths have a similar theme. They both suggest that never giving up always pays off. In “How Grandmother Spider Stole the Sun,” Grandmother Spider knows that if they never give up, they will be able to retrieve the Sun. The story, “How Music Came to the World,” Quetzalcoatl doesn't stop trying. Soon, "the earth let out a slow sigh of relief. Its fruit began to ripen and its flowers began to bloom with new, deeper colours."

4a. In the sun myth, the characters teamwork helps them achieve their goals and be successful. In the music myth, Quetzalcoatl is persistent and never gave up. These traits helped these characters throughout the myths.

4b. These qualities likely meant that the traits were big parts of the cultures. The persistence of Quetzalcoatl probably meant Mesoamerican societies valued this quality. Teamwork was probably a large value in the culture in which it came from.

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Explanation:

What is an electrical energy transformation that you witness and experience every day? Describe this transformation.

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Answer:

energy transformations occur everywhere every second of the day. There are many different forms of energy such as electrical, thermal, nuclear, mechanical, electromagnetic, sound, and chemical. A toaster transforms electrical energy into thermal energy. 2. A blender transforms electrical energy into mechanical energy.

Explanation:

A free online tool that helps students and families determine what level of financial aid they might receive from the federal government is the: A. Federal Financial Aid Form. B. ASEOG. O C. Pell Grant. O D. FAFSA4caster.​

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Answer:

a is the answer to your question

Answer:

FAFSA4caster is correct

Explanation:

HELP HELP HELP Join the following sentence with a relative pronoun
1-The mobile phone can't be fixed. The mobile phone is broken.
2-We broke the computer. The computer belonged to my father.

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Answer:the phone WHICH is broken can't be fixed

Explanation:

Think about a delicious and nutritious food like Khichuri or Pudding or Firni. Ask some questions to your mother about its recipe. Try to prepare it with the help of other family members. Now, describe how to cook it following the recipe of custard given in your textbook. Also, write down two reasons why it is good or healthy food.

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Answer:

sorry you should ask your mom to cook then decide if its healthy or not healthy its up to you

Define the word " idiom" in your words

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Answer:

a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words (e.g., rain cats and dogs, see the light).

Explanation:

Answer:

An idiom is a word or phrase which means something different from its literal meaning.

Explanation:

Examples:

It is raining cats and dogs.

It can not literally rain cats and dogs, we are using this idiom to say that it is raining really hard.

Someone having "cold feet"

This does not mean they have to put on socks, but rather that they are nervous about something.

Which statement from a city mayor’s speech is an example of hyperbole? Voting in the municipal election is a matter of life and death. The economy prospered after the city signed a trade agreement. The population of our city has doubled in the past 10 years. If you were concerned about the future, you would vote in the election.

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Answer:

A) Voting in the municipal election is a matter of life and death.

Explanation:

Hyperbole is a exaggeration

and the other 3 options don't scream exaggeration

Answer:

The Answer is A:

Voting in the municipal election is a matter of life and death.

Is I looked at the sea of yellow faces a metaphor?

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Answer:

No

Explanation:

In his use of the phrase, "sea of yellow faces", the narrator firmly establishes himself in contrast to the local Burmese villagers.

Which of the following describes an atrium? a large, airy room inside the main entrance of a wealthy Roman's home tiny pieces of colored tile arranged to form a picture or design stone channels used to carry water into the city from the surrounding hills the center where people meet to visit and conduct business

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Answer:

a large, airy room inside the main entrance of a wealthy Roman's home

Explanation:

Answer:

A is the answer

Explanation:

:)

BRAINLIEST TO THE FIRST PERSON!!!!!!!!!!
The Battle of Britain was a success for the British armed forces. Although Germany dropped bombs on London and other English cities, British fighters fought courageously and managed to take down over 2,000 German planes. German forces finally gave up the invasion after months of fighting.

T
F

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Answer:

I believe it’s true.

Answer:

True

Explanation:

What tone is established in paragraph 32 in THE STORY OF PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA’S BOX

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Can we see the paragraph and if there’s answer choices can I see them to?

What characteristic of a Socratic essay makes it different from a traditional essay?

It bases its findings on theory rather than facts.
It includes supporting details that have been proven by research.
It reflects the process of thinking and discovering.
It is structured so the main idea is presented first.

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Answer:

It reflects the process of thinking and discovering.

Explanation:

I took the test and this is the correct answer! Have a good day :)

Answer:

C.

Explanation:

I took the test

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